Friends, as I write this missive from Jalopnik’s global headquarters in midtown Manhattan, I am frustrated. For days, the exit of the subway station closest to our office has been flooded by young people in robes. — they are graduating from college or high school or pursuing some other academic activity. I know this is an important occasion for them, a coming-of-age rite of passage that marks the end of childhood and the first step into the bigger, real world, but I also need them to Please, for God’s sake, get out of my way.
The entire sidewalk is just a mass of robes, diplomas, and the oldest relatives you’ve ever seen, seemingly without direction, destination, or deadline. I just want to get off the subway, eat lunch and go to the office, but I have to sliding and dodging my way through grads and non-everyday people like the world’s worst Subway Surfers. So, with that frustration in mind, today we’re looking at vehicles that grab attention and get people’s attention. move– in other words, we look at it Worst cars.
